June 19, 2016 | Blog

If NBA Finals Players Were Disney Characters

If NBA Finals Stars Were Disney Characters

By Adam Baker

LeBron James is Mr. Incredible (The Incredibles)


  • Amazing powers, but he still needs a team around him

Steph Curry is Rafiki (The Lion King)


  • Don’t judge him based on his looks. People love it when he is holding that baby.

Klay Thompson is Aladdin (Aladdin)


  • Will never have the same magic as his partner in crime (Curry/The Genie), but still a star.

Draymond Green is Ralph (Wreck It Ralph)


  • Is he misunderstood or just destroying stuff?

Kyrie Irving is Carl Fredricksen (Up)


  • Makes a great old man

Kevin Love is Scully (Monsters Inc.)


  • Began his career as a star, but by the end he is relegated to second fiddle.

Matthew Dellavdova is the dad from Brave


  • I’ve never seen the movie, but it seems like a good fit

Iman Shumpert is Powerline (A Goofy Movie)



  • Awesome hair

Steve Kerr is Fix it Felix (Wreck it Ralph)


  • Boyish features. Is always left to clean up Ralph’s/Draymond’s mess

Tyronn Lue is Wall-E (Wall-E)


  • In a position to be a main character, but no one remembers if he even says a word

Brian Windhorst (ESPN) is Buddy (The Incredibles)


  • Goes way back with Mr. Incredible/LeBron, but will probably end up evil someday

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Before Vivek Ranadive bought the Sacramento Kings and joined NBA basketball he had his own squad. He took an unlikely group of Silicon Valley daughters to national prominence with an unorthodox style of play. The team became the basis of a story by Malcolm Gladwell that was later featured in his book “Outliers”. Though we don’t know the name of the team we’ve affectionately dubbed them “The Ranadive Five.”

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While pro ballers dreams of championships, NBA fans dream of trades, free agent signings and draft picks that can swing the fate of a franchise. We want what’s best for our teams, but we want to see other teams make moves too, any moves. And some of us just want to watch the world burn.

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